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Answer the questions before you call anyone.

Most people spend months circling this decision because the real questions never get answered straight. How much will I actually lose? How long will I be out of work? What does it cost per month? We built a tool for each one — free, private, and no email required to see your result.

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The question everyone asks

When can I drive? Lift my kid? Go back to work? Have sex?

Seventy-five dated answers to the questions everyone asks and nobody answers straight. Tell us your procedure, your body and what you really do all day — warehouse floor, nursing shift, cab of a truck — and get the exact PTO number, a milestone calendar, a lifting ladder, your diet stages, and a downloadable PDF with an employer page that names no diagnosis.

Build my recovery plan
Example — office job, gastric sleeve
10work days
Drive againday 7
Lift up to 25 lbday 14
Light cardioday 21
No restrictions leftday 42

Every tool we've built

Each one answers a single question properly instead of five questions vaguely. Run them in any order.

Working out whether to do it 8 tools
Weight-Loss Calculator showing a projected weight curve out to plateau
Most used

Weight-Loss Calculator

The one everybody runs first

You've already read the averages, and averages are useless — they describe a person who isn't you. Six questions about your starting point, your procedure, your activity and your relationship with food, and it draws your curve out to plateau.

  • Your projected weight at 6, 12 and 18 months
  • What your BMI looks like at each stage
  • How much your habits actually change the outcome
About 2 minutes Run it
Weight-Loss Timeline showing the interactive body map and zone detail
New

Weight-Loss Timeline

Where it comes off — and when

Weight doesn't leave evenly, and nobody warns you. Your face changes first and everyone notices; your hips and thighs are the last to go and that's the part you were waiting for. Tap a body area and see the month it starts to visibly change.

  • Interactive body map, zone by zone
  • Inches off your waist and hips at month 6 and plateau
  • When the stalls hit, so they don't scare you
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Recovery and Time-Off Planner showing a dated milestone plan
New

Recovery & Time-Off Planner

75+ dated answers, one PDF

The question that stalls more people than money does. A warehouse job and a laptop job are not the same recovery, and neither are a 30-year-old athlete and a 58-year-old smoker. This one is sized to your body and your job — and every answer comes with a date.

  • Exact PTO number, milestone calendar, lifting ladder, diet stages
  • Driving, trucks, sex, kids, gym, roller coasters, ATVs, golf, coffee — dated
  • Downloadable PDF with an employer page that names no diagnosis
About 90 seconds Run it
Am I a Candidate quiz asking for height and weight
Start here

Am I a Candidate?

Sixty seconds, one straight answer

Before anything else, find out whether surgery is even on the table for you — and which procedure fits. Height, weight, the health conditions you're carrying, what you've already tried. No sales call required to see the result.

  • Your BMI and what it qualifies you for
  • Sleeve, bypass or revision — which one suits you
  • Whether your conditions help or complicate the case
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Sleep Apnea Risk Test showing the STOP-BANG questionnaire
AI report

Sleep Apnea Risk Test

STOP-BANG and Epworth, scored instantly

Most people carrying extra weight have never been tested for sleep apnea, and a large share of them have it. It matters twice: it's exhausting you now, and your anesthesia team needs to know before surgery. Two validated questionnaires, then a written report.

  • Your STOP-BANG score and risk band
  • Epworth daytime-sleepiness scale
  • A plain-English report you can take to a doctor
About 3 minutes Run it
See Yourself at Goal Weight AI photo tool
AI photo

See Yourself at Goal Weight

One photo. Your future self.

Upload one photo and our AI renders you at your goal weight — same face, same pose, same background. Run the Weight-Loss Calculator first and it uses your projected number, not a guess.

  • A real AI render, emailed to you
  • Before / after slider you can drag
  • Uses the pounds from your own projection
Under a minute Run it
Ozempic versus surgery cost chart with the break-even month marked
New

Ozempic vs. Surgery Cost

The shot is forever. Surgery is once.

Wegovy, Zepbound, Mounjaro — they work, and they only work while you keep paying. Put what you actually pay next to a sleeve or bypass over 1–15 years, with the break-even month, what you've already spent, and what the trials say happens to the weight when you stop.

  • Your drug, your price, your years — every figure editable
  • Cumulative-cost and weight-regain charts side by side
  • Fair both ways — surgery's lifetime vitamins are counted
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Monthly Payment Calculator with price and down-payment sliders
Money

Monthly Payment Calculator

What it actually costs per month

Slide the price and the down payment and watch the monthly figure move. We also publish the credit-tier breakdown — who gets which terms — because a payment estimate you can't qualify for isn't an estimate, it's an advertisement.

  • Monthly payment by price and down payment
  • Honest terms by credit tier
  • Soft credit pull, $0 down for many applicants
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Getting ready & life after surgery 3 tools

These three are built from the published bariatric guidelines — AACE, ASMBS and BOMSS — and exist to help you ask better questions. They never replace your own prescriber or surgical team, and every date they show is typical guideline timing rather than an instruction.

Medication Checker sorting a medication list into stop, keep and ask
New

Medication Checker

What to ask about every pill you take

Nobody tells you what happens to your prescriptions. Type in what you take and get it back sorted — what typically stops before surgery and on what date, what keeps going, and what has to change form because a sleeve or bypass won't absorb it the same way.

  • Stop, keep or ask — with typical guideline timing counted from your surgery date
  • Extended-release tablets and other formulation changes flagged
  • A printable discussion sheet to hand your own prescriber
About 2 minutes Run it
After-Surgery Lab Calendar showing dated blood-test appointments
New

After-Surgery Lab Calendar

Every blood test, with a date on it

Bariatric follow-up bloodwork runs for the rest of your life, and almost nobody hands you the schedule. Put in your procedure and your surgery date and get the whole thing back as dated appointments — including the ones three and five years out that people quietly stop doing.

  • Dated panels at 1, 3, 6, 12 and 24 months, then annually for life
  • What each test looks for, why it matters, and how to prep for the draw
  • Built from the published AACE, ASMBS and BOMSS follow-up guidance
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Stall Checker showing a weight-loss pace chart against the normal range
New

Is My Stall Normal?

The scale stopped. Here’s why.

Two or three weeks in, the scale parks itself and you become certain you have broken something. You almost certainly haven't. Two weigh-ins and your surgery date, and you'll see where your pace really sits against published patient groups — and roughly when this stall breaks.

  • Your pace against the normal range for your procedure — a check, not a grade
  • Whether the scale's own 2–4 lb swing is simply hiding your progress
  • What genuinely helps, and the few signs that are worth a phone call
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Not sure where to start?

Pick the sentence that sounds most like where your head is right now.

1

“I don't even know if I qualify.”

Start with the facts about your own body. Two tools, five minutes, and you'll know whether this is a real option and what else might be going on.

2

“I want to see what I'd look like.”

The part everyone actually wants. How much comes off, how fast, and which part of you changes first — with your own numbers in it, not a stock average.

3

“I'm sold. Can I make it work?”

The two logistics questions that decide it: can I afford the monthly payment, and can I get the time off without losing my job. Answer both here.

4

“I’ve already had my surgery.”

The tools nobody hands you afterwards: which of your pills change, which bloodwork is due and when, and whether the stall you're staring at is the ordinary kind.

Why there's no email wall

Because a tool that holds your result hostage isn't a tool, it's a lead form wearing a costume.

Nothing is stored

Every calculation runs in your browser. Close the tab and it's gone — we never see the numbers you typed.

No signup to see results

You get the full answer on the page. If you want to talk to someone afterwards, that's your call to make.

Built on our own guidance

The recovery dates, procedure timings and trip lengths match what we publish on our FAQ and tell patients directly.

Estimates, not promises

These are planning tools. Bodies vary, and your surgical team's guidance always takes precedence over a number on a website.

Ran the numbers and they work?

The next step is a conversation, not a commitment. No deposit is required to hold a surgery date, and you don't pay anything until you reach the hospital.